thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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