Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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