Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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