I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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