i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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