belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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