We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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