It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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