So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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