I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize