Do vagina's smell?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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