Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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