Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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