i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My hand turned me down
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
So. Much. Porn.
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