She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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