She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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