He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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