glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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