Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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