So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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