Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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