Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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