i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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