Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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