tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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