Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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