it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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