and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize
