dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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