To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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