i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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