ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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