Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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