She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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