my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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