and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
