her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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