I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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