You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Shame - the story of my life.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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