i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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