My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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