I'm drive I can fine osifer
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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