You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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