Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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