i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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