The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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