I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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