why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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