I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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