I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I wear drunk well.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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