More tranny stories later!
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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