Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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