You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
