This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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